Tea party with Dracula

Count Dracula visited me at tea one day

I just didn’t know quite what to say

At this time of noon it was absurd

Wasn’t he supposed to be asleep in some dark cupboard? 

The Count was polite and flitted about my chair

Then he eerily began sniffing my hair!

A chill ran up and down my spine

He wanted blood, he wanted mine

He buzzed around me and began to hum

As he poked and prodded with his thumb

I started to swing from side to side

As he minutely examined my hide

His humming turned into a serenade of gloom

I could clearly foresee my impending doom

I had to act quickly before it got too late

The Count was coolly deciding my fate

I picked the racket on my left

And swung a shot, nice and deft

Caught the count by surprise right in his face

Bewildered, he hurriedly fled the place

I calmly resumed drinking my tea

When, within a minute there was another count visiting me….sigh.

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